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Are the cars in Malvern not good enough to steal that thieves have resorted to nicking lawnmowers?

I love reading stories about dumb criminals, it really makes my day. I read one today about two men in Malvern who broke into a pensioner’s garage and stole, wait for it, a lawnmower and…. a packet of sausages. What a random combination of things to steal! “Ooh yes I’ll have that lawnmower, and oh yes those sausages”. There are some strange people out there. I can only imagine that the two guys were under the influence of something when they decided to break in. Well, they got caught (probably riding the lawnmower down the street), and now have 200 hours of community service to complete. Well done lads.