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Posts Tagged ‘funny news

Classic RC Plane Crash

Posted by: Lucy on: December 23, 2009

The best thing about flying model RC Planes? The crashes! If you need something to cheer you up, check this out:

It’s the ‘Elf & Safety Brigade!

Posted by: Lucy on: December 23, 2009

The health and safety brigade have found their next target – good old Father Christmas. Apparently he’s not a good role model, and they’ve accused him of promoting obesity and drink driving over the festive period. They claim that a fat, tipsy Father Christmas with no regard for health and safety sends out the wrong [...]

Boozy Cyclist Gets 15 Years

Posted by: Lucy on: December 2, 2009

In Germany, a student has been banned from riding bicycles, skateboards or any other unlicensed vehicles for 15 YEARS. All because he was caught “drunk-riding” after going to a party in June 2008. His alcohol blood level was 3 times the legal limit. Even drunk drivers don’t get banned for that long! I think drink [...]

Compare the meerkat!

Posted by: Lucy on: November 30, 2009

This is such a cute story, I had to share it. These poor baby meerkats lost their mummy when they were just 2 days old, so they were given a surrogate mum – using a cuddly toy and a hot water bottle. The 5 orphaned pups have adapted nicely to their new mum and are [...]

Oops, who put that tank there?!

Posted by: Lucy on: November 27, 2009

Where is this? Afghanistan? Iraq?… Oh no, it’s in Norfolk. Oh, and check out the cutesy ‘L’ plates -  bless! The 8-tonne Spartan Armoured Personnel Carrier, more commonly seen fighting the Taliban, plunged into a garden fence earlier this week. It all ended well – no-one was hurt and the MoD insurers are paying for [...]

Lucky duck lives to quack another day

Posted by: Lucy on: November 13, 2009

Here’s a nice story for a Friday morning. A duck called Brownie was saved by firefighters in a rescue operation after she got stuck in a water pipe. Her 13 year-old owner begged her parents to get help after she heard a quack coming from their pond’s overflow pipe. They didn’t think the crew would [...]

No Joke… Harry Enfield’s Gags Stolen

Posted by: Lucy on: November 9, 2009

If you happen to live in the Notting Hill area and you find some jokes lying around, they probably belong to Harry Enfield. The comedian’s laptop was stolen from his wife’s Mini Clubman and contained material for his upcoming series. The thieves apparently contacted Enfield and demanded just £750 for the safe return of the [...]

Are these the strangest buildings ever?

Posted by: Lucy on: October 28, 2009

Since I blogged about the best office design, I’ve also been looking out for weird building designs. Here are some of the best that I found – imagine turning up to work at one of these gems… A library in the shape of books, an office shaped like a basket and an actual crooked house. [...]

Britain’s Got Talent Star is Benefits Cheat

Posted by: Lucy on: October 28, 2009

I read a funny story today about the breakdancing pensioner who was on the last series of Britain’s Got Talent. Apparently he had been claiming disability allowance from the Government, and when he was spotted on the show, questions were asked about whether he really needed the payments. Fred Bowers, 74 who’s routine included spinning [...]


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